The Subjunctive is Subjective

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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• B: Turn that gay shit off!
• M: This is a good song.
• B: I hate when people make fun of other people's stuff. That is Taylor Swift's 22.
• M: It's a mash up, and it's We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, and Korn.

My brother is super into being fit and super fucking muscular. I asked him if he had a thigh gap. He told me that was fucking stupid. He said his thighs don’t even grow hair because of how much he doesn’t have a thigh gap. I then told him the only benefit would be that I would never have to buy new jeans because the legs wore out.

PS. If you have a thigh gap, that’s cool, but I like having my legs and their size. My brother is not so current on how to be kind to all body types. But I do agree that wanting a thigh gap is a bit strange, but if it’s what you want, don’t hurt yourself to get there. 

watskyblog:

Tin

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ampliflyahhhh:

steampunkgasoline:

(X)

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jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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haley luna ☾: You may not know this, but I live in Oklahoma City, just a bit North...

haleyluna:

You may not know this, but I live in Oklahoma City, just a bit North of where the tornado hit yesterday.

A lot of folks here, including good friends of mine, have lost their homes, pets, and loved ones. To help, I’m making some laser cut Oklahoma necklaces with a heart over Moore for $10 each….

I think Loco is actually insane sometimes. But also, very dumb.

edwardspoonhands:

lilleen:

Everything I Need to Know I Learned from The Green Brothers:

Lesson #12: Sometimes it is important to look at the big picture…

Sometimes, rarely, I will make a good joke on Twitter.

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smashness:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

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ladystilts:

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theadventuresofsirpuffington:

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spencybaby:

What Does A Black Hole Sound Like?

Sept. 9, 2003: Astronomers using NASA’s Chandra X-ray Observatory have found, for the first time, sound waves from a supermassive black hole. The “note” is the deepest ever detected from any object in our Universe. The tremendous amounts of energy carried by these sound waves may solve a longstanding problem in astrophysics. 

The black hole resides in the Perseus cluster of galaxies located 250 million light years from Earth. In 2002, astronomers obtained a deep Chandra observation that shows ripples in the gas filling the cluster. These ripples are evidence for sound waves that have traveled hundreds of thousands of light years away from the cluster’s central black hole. 

“The Perseus sound waves are much more than just an interesting form of black hole acoustics,” says Steve Allen, of the Institute of Astronomy and a co-investigator in the research. “These sound waves may be the key in figuring out how galaxy clusters, the largest structures in the Universe, grow.”

Uh… Light can’t escape a black hole how can sound?

You’re right. That’s what’s odd about this post

We don’t have a black hole anywhere bear our solar system, scientists barely know what they look like, but they know what they sound like? I smell bs.

IS ANYONE EVER GOING TO PRESS PLAY

OH MY GOD!

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crystalcats:

milktree:

this oak tree is over 500 years old

let me be you

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